Sunday, May 6, 2007

Tom Cruise is a fake


I realize that some people may have read this blog before...but I really think it needs to be repeated....

Ok, so it has come to my attention that there are people out there who actually think that Tom Cruise is a real actor! I know, ridiculous right? I mean, who could possibly think that this man can act? Don't get me wrong, there have been some Cruise movies that I have enjoyed. For example, "Jerry Maguire". But this was not because of Cruise's acting abilities, in fact I don't think he really needed to act that much in that movie at all. When I watch a Cruise movie I feel no emotion. Watching him do a sad scene is the same as watching him do a funny scene. He has that same Doe-in-headlights expression on his face no matter which emotion he is supposed to be portraying. I find he also looks confused much of the time. It's as if he has no idea where he is or why he is doing what he is doing. I watched Top Gun with my friends and they expected me to cry when his friend died. I couldn't cry because I saw no emotion on Tom's face at all. In fact, he once again looked like an animal about to be killed on the road, his eyes so wide and expressionless. I actually felt bored watching that scene, rather than sad and I am a person who cries at the dumbest things in movies and television. I even cried at the end of Top Model last week!And don't even get me started on his fake marriage to Katie "Kate" Holmes! Come on now. Cruise tried for years to get Nicole Kidman (who is a fantastic actress) pregnant and was never successful. And you expect me to believe that some Dawson's Creek reject got pregnant right away with his spawn? Perhaps if they wanted me to believe that they should have adopted a baby that looks a little less Chinese. And the overkill on how much he supposedly loves her? Any baboon can jump on Oprah's couch. Seriously, any person who believes in a religion created by a science fiction author just can't be trusted. anyway....I could go on for hours about my dislike of Tom Cruise, but nobody wants to hear that. Just do me a favour the next time you are watching a Cruise movie. Take an honest look at him and then you tell me...would you give him an oscar?

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